Privacy Policy
Last Updated: November 2025
Welcome to Dumb Decisions Daily, where questionable judgment is observed, documented, and occasionally celebrated. Your privacy, however, remains fully intact—because unlike our subjects, we respect boundaries.
What We Collect
When you visit or interact with our site, we may collect:
Basic info you share (name, email, message) through our contact form or submissions
Anonymous analytics data (browser type, pages viewed, referral source, etc.)
Ad interaction data, once Google AdSense is active
This information is used only to run and improve the site—not to track you across the internet like a desperate ex.
How We Use That Information
We use collected data to:
Respond to your messages or submissions
Improve content quality and site usability
Display ads that might fund our caffeine addiction
We do not sell, rent, or trade personal data. Frankly, we’re too busy writing about idiots to become one.
Cookies
Dumb Decisions Daily uses cookies and similar technologies to:
Keep the site running smoothly
Personalize content and measure engagement
Support ad delivery and analytics through Google AdSense and Google Analytics
You can disable cookies in your browser at any time. Doing so won’t hurt our feelings—but it may affect how the site displays or tracks engagement.
Third-Party Links
Some posts link to other sites. Once you leave Dumb Decisions Daily, our control ends—so check those sites’ privacy policies before you click “Allow all cookies.”
Submissions and Content
Stories or comments submitted may appear in future features, but identifying details are always removed. Submitting means you consent to light editing for readability and humor.
Data Retention
We keep submission data only as long as needed to manage correspondence, moderation, or legal obligations. After that, it’s deleted like bad karaoke footage.
Policy Changes
We may update this Privacy Policy as our site evolves. Any changes will be posted here with a fresh timestamp.
Contact
Questions, concerns, or polite threats about this policy can be sent to:
📧 webmaster@dumbdecisionsdaily.com
Cookie & Consent Disclaimer
This site uses Google AdSense and other tools that may collect data through cookies. By continuing to browse Dumb Decisions Daily, you consent to the use of cookies and data as described in Google’s Privacy Policy & Terms.